Causes of World War I
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Austria:
Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
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Serbia:
Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
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Russia:
Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
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Germany:
Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
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France:
Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
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Germany:
Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
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Britain:
Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
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Germany:
Make me bitches
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(And this is how I would study for a history exam)
One of the best moments in Harry Potter history.
Molly= B.A.M.F.
(Source: summcohen)
Hell-to-the-freaking-YEAH!
How I live my life.
“….I saw myself in summer nights
And stars that up like candle lights
I make my wish but mostly, I believed….”
— Once Upon Another Time - Sara Bareilles
It’s been a long time…
Life is sometimes a disappointment. You cannot change that.
Start fresh tomorrow. There will be another day. A day where you can turn it around if you want to have it that way. Don’t let someone or something control your life.
It is your life…. So go, do you.
Head + Aches
Man, I get killer headaches.
And I went to see a doctor. He said I get them because I grind my teeth and I grind my teeth because I am stressed.
And then he tells me I have to:
1. Heat/Ice my jaw
2. Take more meds.
3. See a therapist
4. Add Physical therapy for my jaw
5. Don’t be stress and Don’t clench my jaw/grind my teeth
That whole time he told me this I was clenching my jaw.
Not like this isn’t adding stress or anything!
For some doctors, THEY ARE STUPID AS SHIT for saying something that they are partially doing to worsen the effects of the illness.
